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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12"
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"son: why is my name jesus dad: mom wanted to name u after a rolemodel other son: &me? dad: well Charizard the same reason but it was my turn"
"I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson. She said, ""Your name is Brian."" I said, ""Right. But I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson."""
"I like my coffee like my humor. I drink tea."
"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"
"I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides Because im a bit rusty"
"BEST PICK UP LINE: I wasn't looking at your boobs, I was staring into your heart...no, I lied , your boobs are awesome."
"Superman: I got this Batman: I'll help S: Look, you just slow me down B: I'm a detective S: ... B: I have batarangs S: Do you hear yourself?"
"How does the Pope get around New York City? Mass Transit!"
"Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house? This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump."