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"get the butter out hillary is toast!"
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"Another Santa-Banta Joke During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless.... Wife: What the hell are you doing? Santa: I have seen this on youtube... Its called BUFFERING"
"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because ken came in a different box"
"So Donald Trump is running for President..."
"Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you."
"[superhero meeting] ""What's your enemy called?"" ""Dr Doom. Yours?"" ""Joker"" [stifles laughter] ""I HAVE OTHERS"" ""Ye-"" ""Penguin"" [just loses it]"
"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."
"""Hi doc!"" ""Hi! What is that behind your ear?"" ""Nice try, too old for the coin trick"" ""No it's a tumor"" ""Oh my god"" ""Kidding it's a quarter"""
"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"
"John need Taxi John: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. Steve: Yes, sir. You are a taxi"