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Joke of the Day

"I've stood up for black people plenty of times... Not worth getting shot over a seat on the subway."

"Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied ""No, it's hail Hitler"""

"Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery? He thought it had a lot of potential."

"I recently purchased a teddy bear for 10 And named it Mohammed, then sold it for 20. My question is.....have I made a Prophet?"

"Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?"

"I'm not Fred Flintstone... But I can make your bedrock."

"I dated a mime that was a mistress Being tied up was a little complicated."

"Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?"

"A Redditor goes on a date."

"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."