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Joke of the Day
"A midget walks into a bar I guess it was set too low"
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"[At job interview] M. ""No, English is my second language."" I. ""What's your first language then?"" M. ""Emoji."""
"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."
"What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull? He threw up the horns."
"My grandfather said he'd never be caught dead wearing cargo pants, so I slipped the funeral director an extra 50 bucks. And now we wait."
"How are America and McDonald's similar? They are both run by red-headed clowns."
"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"
"I was pooping in a bathroom with no windows when the there was a power outage. When I had to wipe my butt I couldn't see shit."
"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."
"Asian kid drinking alcohol under age Call that Jin-yung"