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Joke of the Day

"Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?"

"What did the ground say to the earthquake? It's your fault!"

"All I want from life is to be able to respond ""crystal"" when someone angrily asks me if they've made themselves clear."

"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."

"Never trust an atom. They make up everything. ;)"

"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"Shout out to my arms for always being by my side... & my legs for being there every step of the way"

"In INTERSTELLAR, why does Tom's voice get higher when he's older? Answer: thedust"

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"