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Joke of the Day
"Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O."
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"Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman."
"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a cup of water."
"Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my shit together & yet still insult me for being full of it?"
"A penny fell out of my pocket So I left it thinking ""I just raised their property value."""
"I was so close to a threesome last night Only fell 2 people short"
"Did you hear about the guy who died due to masturbation? It finished him off."
"I can't believe they're still together after all that crap... ""Who?"" Your butt cheeks."
"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"
"Women! They assume everything but the position."