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Joke of the Day

"Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O."

"What did the clam say when a crab attacked him? Kelp!"

"Facebook: People trying to save the world one uneducated post at a time"

"Smiles from ear to ear. Wife: what are you smiling about? Our dog just took a giant dump in our neighbors yard Wife: God I love that dog."

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"What does an Asian person say when asked, ""does the carpet match the drapes?"" I don't have a carpet; I have an Oriental rug."

"Off to the DMV. Time for new license pic. Gonna be really drunk for it. If i ever get pulled over the cop will think i always look like that"

"I used to be into infantalism... I eventually grew out of it."

"Dark humour is like food Some people just don't get it"

"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."