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Joke of the Day

"As a literalist, I can't watch porno... There's too many holes in the plot. I thought of this while reading a reddit comment section, so thank you reddit :)"

"How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?"

"Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week. Or as bartenders put it, ""We've been expecting you."""

"I stepped on a grape... and it let out a little wine."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."

"Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do? You shoot Kenny G. Twice."

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? A Pickassho"

"Hey woman , are you a beaver?! Cuz' DAMN!"

"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"

"What does a musician use to build a house? A tuba-four"