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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there ? Siobhan Siobhan who? Siobhan your knickers, your dad's home."
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"A blind woman once told me.. A blind woman once told me I had a nice girth on my cock. But I think she was just pulling my leg."
"FYI- Clear plastic bra straps make you look like you're stuffed in a 6-pack ring."
"How does an octopus go to war? Armed."
"I finally got around to watching Dr Strange It was about time"
"I used to work at a calendar store But they fired me for taking a day off."
"Grab a plate and throw it on the floor. Did it break? Yes? Ok, now tell it you're sorry. Good, now, did it unbreak? No? Now you understand."
"Watching X-Men. Hard to believe that all this stuff actually happened."