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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their dads built it and their moms clean it."

"Why was 9 scared of 10 10 8 4 Ha"

"""I ate thoup before it wath cool."" - Hipthter"

"We should head on over to that schizophrenic party. It sounds like a lot of people are there."

"Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel... Links in the description."

"Hey baby do you shop at Aldi? Cause you'll love Aldi's nuts."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walked into this bar... ..and of course we all know this because they wouldn't shut up about it."

"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"

"Amber Alert, but for the TV remote"

"On dating sites, some of the options for 'body type' should be, 'Vending machine', 'deformed walrus' and 'pudding in garbage bag'."