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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog eat the salad? For ruffage."
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"What would you name a star wars movie featuring Pluto? This is really just a bad pun, but to me those are the best kind of jokes Pluto strikes from the back and destroys Uranus."
"Nursing Problems As a Nurse, its my job to have patients - Oh the irony in how the 'patients' have absolutely no patience for me. My job is to save your ass..(colonoscopy etc.) Not Kiss It. :D"
"What does a vampire with a weight problem drink? Blood light"
"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."
"This one is pretty offensive... Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore? They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it."
"Don't let the notion of being bad at something keep you from enjoying it Ask my wife."
"What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist? You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
"Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted."
"What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain? In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex."