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Joke of the Day
"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."
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"Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body."
"How do you organise games in Pompeii? Make aedile."
"Are there any other animals besides humans who communicate unnecessarily?"
"My heart sank when I received the text message ""I am breaking up with you. It's over between us"" from my partner. But ""Sorry, wrong number baby"" came afterwards. Whew, what a relief!"
"why are Americans like women? Because they always turn up late and take all the credit for winning the war"
"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"
"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."
"Knock Knock... Knock Knock. Who's there? Statue. Statue who? STATUE KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR? Thank you."
"What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible."