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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock -Knock knock. -Who's there? -Athens. -Oh no, it's the polis!"

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."

"What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? He kilt himself"

"Q: Did you hear about the burned down tree? A: It was ash."

"What do you call three Pokemon nerds having a circle jerk. Dugtrio"

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY."

"Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Fuhrer."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because their women don't want it unless it's 10% off"

"I'm going to write a book called ""stop obligatory dual language"" If no one buys it I'm going to study two languages."

"Next year for Halloween I think I will be a dead chrysanthemum.... Then when people ask ""WTF are you"", I will reply and say ""I am a chrysanthemummy!"""