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Joke of the Day

"German sausages, eh? They're the Wurst!"

"For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water."

"Why can't Sluts Count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful!"

"Q: What's E.T. short for? A: So he can fit in his space ship."

"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."

"Why did the salad cross the road? To get away from the PETA convention."

"Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!"

"Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding."

"It's not on a map, or some app. MILLER LIGHT"

"Do you know why ants are so healthy? Because they have little antibodies..."