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Joke of the Day

"Each cigarette you smoke takes six minutes off your life. A friend of mine was such a heavy smoker he actually went back in time."

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"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""
"Wished my wife a 'Happy Valentine's ay!' I'll give her the D later."
"Anyone who says they don't like cats hasn't had them cooked properly."
"Pretty sure the ""FINISH HIM"" guy from Mortal Kombat is giving relationship advice to every girl I date."
"Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK."
"Waana hear a joke? Women's Rights."
"What would our founding fathers say if they saw the white house today? What the hell are Jefferson's kids doing in the white house?"
"So my drug dealer got me these new shoes.. And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day"
"Bummed that there's no obvious place to insert a $ into my name."