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Joke of the Day

"Bummed that there's no obvious place to insert a $ into my name."

"where do they manufacture smiles? in a satisfactory"

"What's a gay guy's favorite news station? The BBC."

"What do you call a fight between an Illegal Immigrant and a Pedophile? Alien vs Predator"

"The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them."

"Researchers at Duke University say they have discovered the reason for the existence of the human appendix. Still working on the reason for the existence of the Kardashians."

"I am creating a new airline called 'The Wife'... Crash proof... It will never go down."

"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"

"What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? oral sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak"

"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."