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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I were finally able to laugh off how competitive we are with each other. But I laughed harder."

"Where do Jedi go to get inked? Tattooine."

"Why does Piglett smell nasty? He plays with Pooh."

"Post and Repost were sitting in a boat. Post fell out, so who was left?"

"Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham."

"Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house."

"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."

"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around."

"Jokes about stuttering are a big big no no"