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Joke of the Day
"Why is Friday the best day of the week? Its the 5/7 day of the week"
Next Joke
"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"
"I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit's door."
"Sloth 911: What's your emergency [1 week later] Sloth: I'VE BEEN SHOT [1 week later] Sloth 911: DON'T MOVE! We'll be there in a month"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite."
"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"
"My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors."
"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs."
"I once farted in an Apple Store and everyone got pissed.. It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Apparently, somebody gets stabbed in London every 52 minutes. Poor bastard."