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Joke of the Day

"Why is Friday the best day of the week? Its the 5/7 day of the week"

"What does a massage therapist with a speech impediment who moonlights as a dubstep dj do all day? Wub, wub, wubs."

"If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don't respond with Batman smells then I don't wanna be friends with you."

"Apple's CEO Tim Cook has announced he is gay. Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow he is waaay gayer."

"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"

"What's the fastest way to piss off a Starwars fanboy?"

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis? One is used to kill brats, the other makes brats."

"What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino? 'elephino.."

"All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way."