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Joke of the Day

"So Donald Trump was pounding this chick and she started moaning ""oh daddy!"" Then he said, ""I know I am your daddy Ivanka"""

"Why does all the corn in Iowa lean West? Because Nebraska sucks!"

"We get it, painters: you love naked women and bowls of fruit."

"I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?"

"I lost a finger in an accident today. It sucks but on the other hand... I still have all five."

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"I asked the pizza place to write a joke in my pizza box. They delivered... the pizza with nothing written inside."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"

"78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet"