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Joke of the Day
"My friend found out recently that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."
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"My description of today's front page... BEARY FUNNY!!!! http://i.imgur.com/en5msOs.png"
"UHD TVs are going to be obsoleted next year by the new standard: DBZ It has a a vertical resolution that is over 9000."
"What kind of appointment is always at the wrong time. Dis appointment"
"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."
"What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth!"
"I'm so bad at making decisions that whenever I hit a yellow light I scream, open my car door and throw myself out"
"If you miss a day in cosmetology school... Do you have to do a make-up test?"
"My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst."
"Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to this is a getaway car."