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Joke of the Day

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds.."

"75% of women who say 'G-strings are more comfortable than regular underwear', know that men hear 'I like things in my butt'."

"James calls a doc for help... Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? James: Nope. It's her husband!"

"I asked Jesus what he did before he died He said ""Not much. I was just getting hammered and hanging out all day."""

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."

"Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms."

"Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm."

"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."

"MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language."