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Joke of the Day
"My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk? Boo-bee's"
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"Did you hear about the guy who thought his dishwasher was talking to him? Told him to kill his neighbor's dog, in Spanish."
"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."
"How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car."
"What happens when you have sex with a cow and no one catches you? So far, nothing."
"I heard jesus was a pretty gay guy cause he got nailed by soldiers"
"There's only one way to get a girl's heart... And that's through her rib cage"
"A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette""."
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"
"For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive."