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Joke of the Day
"I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables ""Lame is."""
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"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"
"What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ye think it be R but it a actually be the C"
"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"
"I was walking through the park last night and one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid. It was terrible. I didn't know how to react."
"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"
"What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin? A life time ban at the zoo"
"Did you hear about the mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop at anytime."