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Joke of the Day
"Why does a hummingbird hum? It forgot the lyrics."
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"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog"
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"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."
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"How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."
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"The first time Chuck Norris ever played Counter Strike, he no-scope headshoted a terrorist through the walls from across the map on CS_Dust 2...... with a knife."