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Joke of the Day

"Why does a hummingbird hum? It forgot the lyrics."

"13 peer reviewed methods for determining whether or not an article is clickbait, number seven in particular has been shown to assist readers. Gotcha."

"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."

"Bert asked Ernie if he wants ice cream ""Sure, Bert"""

"See these teardrop tattoos? I got one for every time I cried in jail."

"What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race? A cab."

"I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it."

"Bread is just bread until you drop it on the floor. Then it's toast."

"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."