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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
Next Joke
"So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it."
"""I ~don't own~ a TV."" *Binge-views 8 hours of Netflix in bed.*"
"So one man walks into a bar and the other one ducks."
"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"
"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""
"We get it, Japan. All of your cats can skateboard."
"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"
"What's the difference? What's the difference between jam and jelly? I CANT JELLY MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!"
"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."