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Joke of the Day
"Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling."
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"People tend to think I'm a serial killer.... They don't think that for for very long though!"
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"
"I will never forget what my grandad said just before he kicked the bucket. He looked me dead in the eye and said. ""Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"""
"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"
"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"
"How do you stop a lawyer from drownng? Shoot him before he hits the ground"
"I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat."
"What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards? M'laise."
"Me: I won't be in due to a VOLCANO Boss: ..we live, in Florida..? Me: IRRELEVANT Boss: Me: *opens 3rd bottle of vodka, puts on arm floaties*"