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Joke of the Day

"Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling."

"Why is a schoolhouse red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."

"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal life."" But he came fifth and got a toaster."

"Life is like a gluten allergy.. It seems like everybody but me has one."

"What do you call a dog that is underwater? A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD"

"What military branch has the largest biceps? The Army."

"My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well..."

"How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle."

"the college art history director was instructing the graduating class on what to do during the ceremony One girl says to another ""does this dumb old codger think we dont know how to work a tassle?"""