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Joke of the Day
"How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass."
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"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."
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"What do racists say during sex? ""Hard R! HARD R!"""
"Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer."
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"Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day.. I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce."
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"How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German? Kinder Surprise"
"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"