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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? ilLITerate"
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"My wife told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. I stuck it in her 3 times and punched her arm."
"Knock knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive my jokes are bad."
"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."
"Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements"
"What happens when you give Donald Trump Viagra? He gets taller."
"How was copper wire invented? Two Armenians were fighting over a Penny."
"What do you call a virus that affects your command-line? A Terminal Illness."
"Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche."
"First Rule of Parent Club: If your kid gets their head stuck in something, make sure you get your camera before you help them get it out."