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Joke of the Day

"One thing I've learned about pizza jokes... It's all in the delivery."

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus."

"INTERVIEWER: So, do you have any questions for me? ME: What's the Wi-Fi password? I: About the job M: What is the company Wi-fi password?"

"Met a redneck magician last night.. Told me he could turn a 12 pack into a case of domestic violence"

"Auto correct changed ""absence"" to ""absinthe"" and now my kid's school won't let me be on the PTA."

"Grapes are so predictable at poker Eventually, they all end up raisin"

"You like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?! Then you'll love Aunt Jemima's new ""You Butter Recognize!"""

"A great way to relive your childhood is to outgrow your clothes every few months."

"I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir."

"Cold turkey is a scary concept but also an adorable image. Aww give that little guy a jacket."