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Joke of the Day
"I used my rosary as a whip today... Call me Indiana Joan of Arc"
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"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"
"I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why. He said he was outside before it was cool."
"What goes ""Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech""? A blonde at a flashing red light."
"My mum said that if I don't get off reddit and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"
"If you donate something worthless Is it still a donation?"
"Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line."
"I like my women like I like my coffee with my dick in them."
"i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck."
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."