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Joke of the Day
"Y'know the trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does."
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"What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident? That's offal"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."
"What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood? A Spaghetto"
"Anyone else call their farts ""Smelly Wind Monsters?"" Cuz if Jew don't Jew should and if you Jew than take this shower. It's a gas! Also, butt trumpet."
"*Gets down on one knee* ""Can you drive us to dinner I have three DUI's"""
"My trip to the psychiatrist. Me: I have a crippling fear of backstories. Psychiatrist: So when did this begin? Me: AHHHHH!!!!!!"
"What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance? Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance? A bucket and a shovel."
"I got a job making wallets out of elephant foreskins If you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"