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Joke of the Day

"I was having sex with this girl last night and she kept screaming the wrong name all night. I wonder who tape is..."

"Why does Tiger Woods have a bad sex life? He always finishes in the least amount of strokes."

"What makes a joke bad? redundancy."

"If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed."

"When I was in college, I used to have sex almost EVERY DAY... ...almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."

"I got really excited when she talked about a motorboat date, but as it turns out, she just wanted to take a ride on the lake. *sigh*"

"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"

"I think dinosaurs didn't get hit by a meteor they just all committed suicide because they didn't have internet"

"Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!"

"Remember, I'm not an idiot...I just play one on-OH CRAP I'M ON FIRE! GUYS, HELP! I'M ON FIRE AGAIN! Oh wait...this is just an orange shirt."