13309

Joke of the Day

"The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most. Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card."

"A black man, muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar... And the bartender asks ""What are you having Mr. President?"""

"Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !"

"What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen? Carlos"

"My graduation Speech ""I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you."""

"How Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it."

"Lots of grandfather jokes. Here's his favorite. My uncle. He hates my dad. My uncle is his favorite joke."

"Someone told me not be a dick about Caitlyn Jenner I said ""Should I be a twat instead?"""

"""Children, stop biting grandpa's nails... ...or I'll close the coffin!"""

"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"