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Joke of the Day

"The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most. Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card."

"Why was Han Solo dissapointed in his Blow Job from Princess Leia? It was Chewy"

"why was the blonde staring at the light bulb for long hours with her mouth open? because the doctor advised her to ""eat light"""

"What's the definition of innocence? A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice."

"Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots."

"What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark."

"What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog? A. A diplo-croak-us."

"What will be after homo sapiens in evolution? Homo genius."

"Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today."

"My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even."