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Joke of the Day

"Make a Fire Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks? A: Make sure one is a match!"

"Dear Board of Education... So are we. - Sincerely, the students"

"There's a name for people without beards Women"

"Two tools watched TV, One saw."

"What's blue and smells like red paint? Just guess. BLUE PAINT."

"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? People like me have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""

"Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby? Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)"

"My mind: ""Today was a productive day."" My body: ""Please don't drink 11 cups of coffee again.""..."