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Joke of the Day

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle."

"What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? ...The holocaust"

"Early reports say Robin Williams died from arson.... But I Doubtfire."

"The council have started asking people what they think of their plans to build a wind turbine off the local coastline. I'm not a big fan."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"

"eyebro What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving? Eyebro. I will see myself out."

"There was a sniper here Anybody s.."

"Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!"

"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"

"there are some really great cocktails you can have when it gets cold. Gin and coffee, gin and hot water, microwaved gin, go nuts"