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Joke of the Day

"What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant? ""THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"""

"What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!"

"Some good advice on how to pick up girls Bend at the knees and lift slowly. Avoid turning or twisting your body."

"What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows? Take away their credit cards so they can't charge"

"What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction? It was sold to the highest Buddha."

"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"

"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."

"A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB."

"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"

"My new favorite drink at the bar. It's called the Paul Walker. It's an irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball."