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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk? An udder failure."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I live across the street from a KFC."
"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."
"MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did."
"Mom: why are your eyes dilated Me: your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love Mom: what were you looking at Me: memes"
"Que es la nombre con un bebe burro? un burrito"
"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."
"I had another server go down on me at work. It's just how I interview waiting staff."
"Anyone got any good Elvis jokes? I'm the master of ceremony (as Elvis) for a Vegas-themed casino night. Thanks Reddit!"
"Every morning is the dawn of a new error."