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Joke of the Day

"Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"My Grandad had a pet shop. Which was a stupid thing to have as a pet."

"If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself."

"""How do you know that God isn't a woman?"" Because I'm not a sandwich."

"I took my child to work almost ten months ago, people. Is there seriously not a Take Your Child Back Home Day?"

"This says it all... It all."

"jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!"

"Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: So it could become a first-aid kit."

"why are Jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !"

"I asked my wife, ""Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"" She said, ""Somewhere I have never been!"" I told her, ""How about the kitchen?"""