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Joke of the Day

"Fe Fi Fo Fum Bopomofo First time to make a joke; I tried."

"I can't image what I'd do if I had cholera But I'd probably shit my self!"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."

"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."

"saddam hussein is full of shiite."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."

"Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop? ...because he was fed up with the hole business!"

"""PIZZA"" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM... P - PLEASUREFUL I - INTERESTING Z - CANT THINK OF ONE Z - CANT THINK OF ONE A - ""AGG""-CELLENT"

"Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler... It got so bad that he went baroque. Sorry..."

"what do you call a black guy that flies airplanes? A pilot you fucking racist!"