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Joke of the Day
"You can't boss me around until you're older than the whiskey I drink. -subtweet to my GF"
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"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on . . . I said,"" You're pulling my leg."""
"What do you call a prostitute who does both men and women? An omniwhore."
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by batman"
"The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?''"
"Cop: You know your license's expired? Me: Didnt even know it was sick. Cop: Haha! Me: HAHA! Cop: Hehe.. Me: Eheh.. Cop: Step out of the car."
"While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other? You butterfly!"
"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"
"I like my women like I like my moose Big, brown, and horny"
"You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants."