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Joke of the Day

"You know what I hate? Indian givers... ..no wait, I take that back."

"What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with? ""None of your beeswax!"""

"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."

"A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one"

"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""

"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."

"Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10 Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE"

"I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by. People hate it, but I'm a fan."

"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."

"Why does a one legged man make a terrible therapist? Because he has less understanding."