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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field."
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"Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head."
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"[NSFW] What do you do when your penis starts acting up? Beat the fuck out of it!"
"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."
"My wife deserved it... She didn't let me wank, I had to beat something!"
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