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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse that is on fire? Neighpalm"
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"Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Her**: Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Him**: What about the other one? **Her**: The other one is buying me a tablet."
"Donald Trump doesn't want to have sex with his daughter He just has ""alternative family values"""
"I had a really bad day yesterday the only thing that was positive was my HIV-test."
"Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."
"Two Asians are watching the weather forecast... ... and the forecast reports that there will be showers in the area. The first Asian says, ""Oh man!"" And the second Asian says, ""Bah, rain."""
"""What should we name them?"" Grapes ""And what about these?"" Grapefruits ""I see. So one is a larger version of another?"" Not at all ""Perfect"""
"Questions we just don't answer when kids ask: Where do babies come from? Is Santa real? What was Myspace?"
"According to my wife's diary, I have boundary issues."
"Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer? Because they heard he's a web developer"