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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact By law, fun facts don't have to be true, but actual facts do. Just a fun fact I thought I'd share."

"If there was award for laziness... . I would send someone else to get it."

"Why do black guy's eyes get red after sex. mace"

"If embryos are people, ultrasounds are child pornography"

"So I was listening to some old-school French rap the other day I think the group was called the Oui-Tang Clan"

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""

"Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5? Because he said Punch's line."

"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a couple of chairs"

"What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there's no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it."

"Sneaky? Dude, I got two handfuls of soup into a movie theater once."