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Joke of the Day
"I want my next apartment to be located inside a Whole Foods."
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"Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral? Because he just isn't a mourning person."
"What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took? A No. 2 pencil."
"Hub: Did you eat all the nachos? Me: Noooo. I had one nacho. Hub: because they were stuck together? Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!"
"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl one one hand. It's zero, because I've never been to Chernobyl."
"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"
"A man goes to a psychiatrist ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. My wife thinks she's a piano."" Doctor says ""Well, bring her in."" ""Are you *nuts*? Do you know what it costs to move a piano?"""
"The key to a healthy sex life... ...also opens the back door."
"How is air like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"