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Joke of the Day

"Wait a second, so violence is an actual resort? That place sounds wonderful."

"What's the difference between your dick and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes."

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. -- Some Sumerian, 1900 BC"

"Strangers on a Train"

"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"

"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."

"Kanye name his son North West, So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top. And a little to the left"

"What do you call sandpaper on fire? Bernie Sanders"

"""This is mine"", he growled passionately into her ear. ""Are we clear?"" Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn't try to eat his nachos again."

"What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !"