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Joke of the Day
"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"
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"What is black and smells like blue paint? Black paint."
"The worst part of kissing a perfect 10.... is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
"What's the difference between 3 and 13? Nothing, they both have 1 3"
"You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."
"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."
"Rape jokes aren't funny. They're always forced."
"Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom."
"In the Men's Room, I hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers."
"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."