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Joke of the Day
"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"
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"What sound does a dying Turkey make? Coup coup coup"
"I swear to drunk im not Patrick."
"Ebola causes nausea, headaches and is hard to get rid of. Is it a disease or a U2 album?"
"I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!"
"Here's a FedEx joke http://imgur.com/UiGwU3e"
"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."
"Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education? http://cms.bsu.edu/"
"I was woken up today by a tap on my door Odd sense of humor my plummer has."
"Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks."