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Joke of the Day
"What personal space? My dog"
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"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."
"How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit."
"I love Isis She's my favourite pharaoh."
"If you can't afford healthcare... Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!"
"'Mum, can I lick the bowl? ' the child asks ""No!"" Replied the mother, ""just flush like everyone else"""
"Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck? Because it's a turd!"
"What kind of medicine do bears take? Bayer Asprin"
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates"
"Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT."