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Joke of the Day

"What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four!"

"Crazy lady next to me forgot to take her meds, flipping out and shit. I hate seeing this. Just going to walk away from my mirror now."

"It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts."

"""I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time"" ~Management"

"What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !"

"I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent."

"My dad drowned while at work in a vat of cake mix I know it sounds unlikely but there were some very strong currants"

"The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side."

"I have decided I will never get down to my original weight. Besides 7.5 pounds is unrealistic anyway."

"What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia? Austronomers"