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Joke of the Day

"For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are amazing."

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"I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice"
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"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."
"Why did the vacuum get a raise? Because it sucked at its job."
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"Did you know if a person farts too much their ass turns blue! It's from the methane, just look at Uranus!"