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Joke of the Day
"Giraffes can never be successful comedians... Their humor goes way over your head. "
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"what is hhe hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"You Suck Originally I had hope and dreams of becoming somebody but thanks to you and the society we live in it's never going to happen"
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"Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it."